EST. 2026 · BEERS LABS
Level up
your sales skills.
AI buyers grade every cold call. Fillers drop, close rate climbs — drill by drill, week by week.
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EST. 2026 · BEERS LABS
AI buyers grade every cold call. Fillers drop, close rate climbs — drill by drill, week by week.
Top-rep target.
Qualifying vs pitching.
"Um," "like," "basically."
Over 80, you lost them.
7 drills. Each one grades your transcript. Pass to unlock the next.
Drop your CRM. Every contact becomes a buyer you can rehearse with.
Warm. Realistic. Hostile. Train for the worst buyer.
Record. Whisper transcribes. Gemma extracts contacts + signals.
Ranked daily by stage, enrichment, industry. Click → dossier.
Ollama. Whisper.cpp. say. Zero API calls. Verifiable.
Every contact becomes a roleplay persona.
Pass 1 to unlock 2. Pass 2 to unlock 3.
The CRM writes itself.
Sparklines across weeks.
Or email hello@bullpenlm.com · No spam, one email when we ship.