Open source · local-first · Quizlet-for-sales

Level up your bullpen.

7 locked drills. AI buyers from your real CRM. Catches every "um."

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The bullpen manifesto
Talent is cheap.
Reps are everything.
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The roadmap

7 levels. Pass to unlock.

1
OPEN

Get past the gatekeeper

15 sec · no jargon

2
OPEN

Leave a voicemail

30 sec · repeat the callback #

3
PITCH

60-sec pitch to the buyer

60 sec · name the incumbent

4
OBJECTION

Defend your pricing

45 sec · no apologies

5
STRATEGIC

30-sec elevator to a CIO

30 sec · risk language

6
CLARITY

Explain to your grandma

30 sec · analogy required

7
HANDOFF

Recap to your teammate

60 sec · concrete next-step

What gets measured

Numbers, not vibes.

43%
Talk ratio

Top-rep target.

11-14
Questions / discovery

Qualifying vs pitching.

<2
Fillers / 100 words

"Um," "like," "basically."

<80
Longest monologue

Over 80, you lost them.

In the box

The whole stack.
Zero SaaS rent.

Practice Lab

Level-locked drills

7 drills. Each one grades your transcript. Pass to unlock the next.

CRM-as-AI

Every prospect roleplays

Drop your CRM. Every contact becomes a buyer you can rehearse with.

Difficulty modes

3 pressure levels

Warm. Realistic. Hostile. Train for the worst buyer.

Auto-debrief

Calls write the CRM

Record. Whisper transcribes. Gemma extracts contacts + signals.

Call queue

Top 5 to dial

Ranked daily by stage, enrichment, industry. Click → dossier.

Local-first

Your data never leaves

Ollama. Whisper.cpp. say. Zero API calls. Verifiable.

The loop

From list to close.

01

Drop your CRM

Every contact becomes a roleplay persona.

02

Drill the level

Pass 1 to unlock 2. Pass 2 to unlock 3.

03

Record the real one

The CRM writes itself.

04

Watch yourself improve

Sparklines across weeks.

Early access

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